Frank

Name: Frank
Breed: Silkie Bantam
Interviewer: Off the back I’d like to thank you Frank for taking a few moments out of your busy day to chit chat a bit.
Frank: It is what it is…
Interviewer: Ok, so to start things off I’m going to pose a few simple questions and then we’ll delve into ones that are a bit more substantial.
Favorite movie?
Frank: Animal Farm
Interviewer: Wow that is a bold choice.
Frank: It is what it is
Interviewer: Alright then moving on. What fills up the hours in a normal day for ya Frank? [Frank stands on just left foot then shifts to just right. Ruffles feathers in irritation, then answers.]
Frank: Short distance running to keep my legs well defined in my flares, grooming, and off the record closet crotchet.
Interviewer: Ya thats going to go on the record, don’t know what to tell ya [Frank does not verbally respond, but thinks to himself: it is what it is. There is a silence]
Interviwer: So in mentioning grooming many people have asked in passing through the Hostel. How you manage such a funkadelic get up.
Frank: Commercial vat of Crisco, coconut oil, cinnamon for flavor flav; all combined and then applied.
Interviewer: And what, this is applied first thing in the morning? [Frank laughs sarcastically and looks away briskly then back]
Frank: Does this sheen look like its not deserving of constant up keep. Son let me tell ya something. A cow don’t moo at a half moon.
Interviewer: I don’t even think that makes sence.
Frank: Kung Pow!
Interviewer: What?
Frank: It is what it is.
Interviewer:Anyways, so in closing I ask the perennial question of what came first the chicken or the egg?
Frank: Thats beyond me. But, to guess, the egg.
Interviewer: Why?
Frank: It is…
Interviewer: What it is, I get it. Well thanks again and keep up the do.